Food Chain

This is what you wear when you aren't going shirtless. This is a standard-issue-real-guy-cotton-tee-shirt. Conceal your massive pecs or hide your man boobs. Easy on, easily ripped off. Can be used as a bib, a rag, an arm sling, or tourniquet in a pinch. Just like everything else in this world, it's multi-purpose.

Also, they look great under our man-prons.

.: 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²))
.: Eurofit
.: Tear-away label
.: Runs true to size