Didn't Get This Figure Eating Salad

This isn't one of those half-skirt-style-aprons, this is an apron made for the manliest manly man. Think of it as more like a backwards cape. We call it the Man-pron®.

You might say it looks just like any other apron, but that's where you'd be absolutely dead wrong! This garment is made of 100% cotton and 1000% testosterone. You won't just be able to feel like a man, smell like a man, talk like a man, grunt like a man, and itch yourself like a man - it might actually make you more of a man! So don't drag your knuckles any longer, tie one on over that beer belly and saddle up to whatever task lies ahead. With the Man-pron® you can tackle anything!

.: Material: 100% polyester canvas
.: One size: 31.5" x 25.6" (80cm x 65cm)
.: Tie-back closure
.: Sewn-in care label
.: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts